• Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
  • greed:

    i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

    slutsy:

    we’ve made eye contact at least twice this month just date me already

    childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

    kians-redball:

    IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

    shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

    bitchylesbian:

    I preach body positivity all the fucking time but when it comes to liking my own body I’m shit

    MBTI most accurate descriptions

    woolfhammer:

    ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.

    ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg….

    sageonyx:

    eternalfarnham:

    jaclcfrost:

    wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere

    am I the protagonist or the boss

    That’s deep